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Friday, May 24, 2013

Hobbies


If you're a big lardass of 400 pounds you should NOT list fine dining as a "hobby".

Furthermore you should not list anything to do with food what so ever.

He has not owned a sports car since the 1970s.

Beer should also not be listed as a hobby in the case of a lardass.

Dog walking is not a hobby.

In his case he's forced to walk a mut his son dragged home.

During the day the dog shits and pisses in his craphole apartment.

Rat is forced to clean it up then walk the dog.

How about photography or stamp/coin collecting? Those are hobbies.

The rat thinks VHS tape is current technology and he enjoys watching his three stooges tapes.

This again is not a hobby it's a way for losers to kill time until passing.




3 comments:

  1. He needs to get with the times

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  2. He only has two hobbies Stuffing his face with food And jerking off

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  3. He used to brag about being athletic and how women his age can't keep up.

    His waddling ass is lucky to make it to the food counter these days.

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